We'd like to welcome the Gentlemen's first guest writer: our dear, dear friend and Aldo alter-ego Yama Rahyar. This week, Yama takes a break from not updating End Happy to take aim at a core piece of LOST mythology.

Across all six seasons, "Have they explained the Smoke Monster yet?" has been a constant refrain among casual and ex-viewers of the show. In truth, it's hardly a spoiler to say that they "explained" the Smoke Monster a long time ago. The Smoke Monster is a dick. The end.

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