I have been watching this whole Lebron James nonsense for the past three weeks on ESPN, and I have to say, I am a little pissed. I can’t believe he took the easy way out and joined forces with his equal and another all star. This just shows that he will never be a Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, Tim Duncan or a Kobe Bryant. Those players would take the challenge of beating their equals rather than joining them.

There was also no reason to have an hour-long special to announce his decision. He could have done it behind closed doors to make all of the other teams that he lead on aware what was going on. It was like a pointless Rock of Love reunion, and I watch those shitty reunion specials. It is one of my vices, like chicken nuggets, Project Runway, and giving hobos hand jobs in back alleys (I made that last one up).

In conclusion, I hope the Bulls, Magic, Lakers, or Celtics “stomp a mud hole in the heat and walk 'em dry.” That’s something from wrestling, which is translated to "kicking their asses."

Hallelujah Holla-Back,
Nick

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